2008-06-10 Brrr!

Your flat is too cold when:

- you open your jacket when you go outside
- you wear gloves in your bed
- your computer runs twice as fast as usually
- there's black ice in your bathtub
- your toothpaste, shampoo and cologne froze over
- *thumb and index finger very close together*
- visitors bring ice-skates
- there is running cold and less cold water
- a polar bear drinks all your coke
- you can't turn on the heater because the switch is covered in ice.